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Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
I’m sure everyone has read at least one Harry Potter Book in his/her Lifetime. For many, he was a childhood companion and hero. Now looking back he still is a companion with Harry Potter Pick Up Lines.Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you’re drop dead gorgeous.
Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
You’re the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Come on, let’s do it Hippogriff style!
I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
The Sorting Hat saw my destiny, and it said I’m meant to be in your house.
One night with me and they’ll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
You can have the portkey to my heart.
Come here, I’ll show you a REAL Patronus.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
I’d let you handle my wand any day!
Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Did you make me your horcrux? Because my heart stopped when I met you.
Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you’re my Chosen One.
Are you a Snitch? Because you’re the finest catch here.
You may be a muggle, but that body is magical.
You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.
Pokemon Pick Up Lines
On this list you will find the best Pokemon Pick Up Lines. Here are some ideas to test out at your next Pokestop and will probably lead to Poke Love!Pokemon Pick Up Lines
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
Do you wanna battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!
My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.
When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.
You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?
When I’m around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!
I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.
Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.
My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.
Are you a RARE CANDY? ‘cuz I feel a level-up.
If you were a Pokemon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!
Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.
My Donphan won’t ROLLOUT for you much longer.
Do you wanna see what’s in my ball bag?
Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.
I’d love to get a peek at your Rat-tatas!
Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?
I’ve got Masterballs baby.
Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.
Let’s have a Togepi of our own!
Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.
What’s your favorite move? Mine is LICK.
You’ll be WEEZING after I’m done with you.
You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!
Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?
You make my Darkrai rise.
You remind me of Deoxys, you’re out of this world.
Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
I just want to stick it in your wooper.
The name’s cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.
My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we’ve got a future together.
How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it’s not really viridian.
How about you come and see my safari zone.
Want to ride my emPOLEon?
You’re such a good catch, i think i’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.
I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.
My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail!
Squirtle isn’t the ONLY one that can use water gun. – wink –
STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?
Do you like Pokeballs because you’re about to get really close to one of mine.
I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.
Let’s make RegiLove!
Want to Link your cable onto me?
I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.
You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.
Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.
If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz
If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
I think we’re going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.
I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin’.
My Typhlosion knows Eruption.
You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.
You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
You must be a Charmander because you’re getting me hot.
Let’s make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
Baby, I’m a Mismagius. I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!
Don’t make me use Water Gun all over you!
Are you from the Hoenn Region? ‘Cuz you’re the only HO I see.
I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!
You put the “Double-D” in Dodou.
I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievious pussy in town.
Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?
Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i’m done with you.
You put the “BONE” in Cubone.
You set my Chimchar on fire.
I’ll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.
My Diglett’s attracted to your SWEET SCENT.
Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
Do you wanna see my NUGGETS? I’d POUND you with my Piplup.
You make me RY-HORNY!
You just gave me a Cubone.
My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.
I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
I can make your Milktanks moo.
I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.
Hey, I’ve got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?
If you were a pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!
Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.
I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
My Exeggcute are pretty weak.
Let’s battle so they can get some experience.
Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?
I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.
If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.
You give my Gengar that smile.
If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.
Is that a TANGELA down there?
Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?
Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?
I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d GUST your pants off.
It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
If I were a Clefairy, I’d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.
I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.
I think I’m going to need a Burn Heal because you’re hot.
You put the “cool” in Tentacool.
Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.
Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?
starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?
I’ve got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I’ll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).
I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.